Me? I'd take a cushioned folding chair. You can always scoot a little bit away from the next guy to give you extra room--unlike the pew where there is a constant threat of more people cramming in and violating your personal space.
Believe it or not, but this isn't the first time we've covered the Three Bears in sacrament meeting on this website. Check out this previous clever reader's submission here.

How about the three bears and the thermostat? In such a scenario I would be the bear with the blanket shivering.
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