1) I may know how to live a good life, but they know how to find real joy.2) Why don't you cut out the middle man and go straight to the source of truth?(I know these aren't super funny, but I still like them)
" 'Nah - I'm seeking enlightenment?' That's what *they* said you'd say after I told them you wouldn't make it halfway up."
1. "So, you're searching for the Mountain of the Lord?"2. "For those of you who don't know me, don't worry about me. Go see those guys up there!"3. "Welcome to the Mt. Everest Ward!"
"I knew you'd be here soon after hie-ing to Kolob."
"I'm retired. But these guys are eager to answer your questions.""Meaning of life? No idea. But the guys behind me seem to know.""Dunno why these two call themselves 'elders'. I'm at least 70 years their senior."
1) I may know how to live a good life, but they know how to find real joy.
ReplyDelete2) Why don't you cut out the middle man and go straight to the source of truth?
(I know these aren't super funny, but I still like them)
" 'Nah - I'm seeking enlightenment?' That's what *they* said you'd say after I told them you wouldn't make it halfway up."
ReplyDelete1. "So, you're searching for the Mountain of the Lord?"
ReplyDelete2. "For those of you who don't know me, don't worry about me. Go see those guys up there!"
3. "Welcome to the Mt. Everest Ward!"
"I knew you'd be here soon after hie-ing to Kolob."
ReplyDelete"I'm retired. But these guys are eager to answer your questions."
ReplyDelete"Meaning of life? No idea. But the guys behind me seem to know."
"Dunno why these two call themselves 'elders'. I'm at least 70 years their senior."