Personal Urim and Thummim

This is precisely the reason why we won't get our own urim and thummim until after the resurrection (see Doctrine and Covenants 130:6-11). If we had it now, we'd try using it like a Magic 8-Ball.

When I came up with this gag, I briefly considered having a young man speaking, but then reasoned that it was unlikely that any young man would spend more than a fleeting moment wondering about his relationship while there is food still on his plate.