Santa's Bag

Merry Christmas!

The Eagle has Landed

Get a bunch of clean cut kids in suits and shenanigans like this are bound to happen.

Silent Note Taking

I seriously doubt Santa is coordinating with angels when it comes to his naughty/nice list--at least the Latter-day Saint version of angels. Santa's judgement strikes me more as a classic Christian heaven/hell delineation and not the many degrees of glory Latter-day Saint theology teaches.

On the other hand, maybe Santa's judgement is more like revealed doctrine than I originally postulated. After all, how many kids do you know that end up with coal on Christmas?

Today's gag is featured in the December issue of For the Strength of Youth.

Idol Worship

Gingerbread Baptism

Snacks would be provided at this baptism.

Today's gag is from the fruitful mind of faithful reader Spencer V.

Trust Exercise

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Home for Christmas without Teeth

I've told this story before, but my trainer would crack the "joke" every time we'd see a plane that it was about 2 years away for me. I never threatened bodily harm, though, because he had four inches and 50 pounds of muscle on me. Clearly, his constant joking deeply hurt since this is the second time I've come up with a gag based around it.