On the Homefront

Heavenly Choirs

How much practice time does a heavenly choir put into their art? Who arranges their music? Who conducts? Do they do old Rogers and Hammerstein show tunes like the Tabernacle Choir? I guess I'll add this to the list of questions I'm going to get answered in the next life.

Mind Boggling

One of my companion and I had this very conversation almost word for word.

Reboot

In Lemual's defense, this works 95% of the time. 

Ingrown Toenails

Ingrown toenails are a big issue for missionaries. When I was a missionary, my mission president (who was a surgeon in his profession career) would operate on a couple of missionaries in my zone every month after our zone conference.

Celestial Kingdom Entrance Exam

The next time your middle schooler complains that you'll never use algebra in real life, show him this comic.

Anxious Companion

The Church has a great reference for missionaries who struggle with anxiety (which honestly encapsulates likely every missionary at one point or another). It's a booklet titled, "Adjusting to Missionary Life." And every prospective missionary and their parents should review it as part of their missionary preparation.