Reboot

In Lemual's defense, this works 95% of the time. 

Ingrown Toenails

Ingrown toenails are a big issue for missionaries. When I was a missionary, my mission president (who was a surgeon in his profession career) would operate on a couple of missionaries in my zone every month after our zone conference.

Celestial Kingdom Entrance Exam

The next time your middle schooler complains that you'll never use algebra in real life, show him this comic.

Anxious Companion

The Church has a great reference for missionaries who struggle with anxiety (which honestly encapsulates likely every missionary at one point or another). It's a booklet titled, "Adjusting to Missionary Life." And every prospective missionary and their parents should review it as part of their missionary preparation. 

Robot Investigator

Apparently, there are now artificial intelligences so good at mimicking human language, that it's getting harder and harder to tell whether a human or a machine wrote, say, a college essay. Shoot, it wouldn't surprise me if a machine wrote today's gag.

Disjointed Messenger

I've been there.

Ward Basketball Trash Talking

It's been a while since I laced up my shoes for a ward basketball game. I assume this is what trash talking sounds like.