Monday, March 18, 2019


Ah, transfers. That single word can send shivers down missionaries back everywhere.

Thursday, March 14, 2019

Hobbit Fast

Did you know that Hobbits have seven meals in their day? Suddenly, fasting for two meals seems a lot more doable. (Although, I did exaggerate a little for the sake of a joke. Going without Second Breakfast and Elevenses would be a six hour break.)

Monday, March 11, 2019

Tricky Topics

As a teenage missionary, I totally was ashamed of the painfully unhip Osmond family. Now as a middle aged adult, I realize just how wrong I was. The Osmonds are awesome!* (Although I was totally right about Saturday's Warrior.)

*Seriously, they have handled the huge responsibility of being the public face of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints with grace and charm for over forty years! And Donny is just a cool guy.

Thursday, March 7, 2019

Mission Verses College

A mission costs $400 a month. A University degree (at least in the United States) is considerably more than that.

Monday, March 4, 2019

Word of Wisdom Choices

I think Janez is pulling the missionaries legs here, I think...

Thursday, February 28, 2019

Forecasting the Next Change to Missionary Work

Recently, the Church announced a major change to missionary work: missionaries can now call home every P-Day. A couple of mont
hs ago, sister missionaries were permitted to wear dress slacks. I have no idea what the next major change to missionary work is, but I'm pretty sure it's not what the missionary in today's gag thinks it is.

Monday, February 25, 2019

Nobody's Home

As a missionary, I'd get this all the time. I was never so snarky to respond the way Elder Van Dyke does in this strip. As you can imagine, drawing this one was very cathartic.

(Incidentally, a similar joke appeared in the hugely successful Despicable Me movie. Would it surprise you to know that the co-writers of that movie are Latter-day Saints? Perhaps they were addressing some pent up frustrations from their tracting days too.)