Yet Another Night of Open Mic in Ancient Israel

Several months ago, I published a gag featuring the worst stand up comedian in all of ancient Israel. Today I'm bringing him back. What does it say about me that I thoroughly enjoy coming up with these groan-worthy "jokes"? I'm serious, I think I might have missed my calling in life. If I had been born eighty years earlier, I might have been Henry Youngman or Milton Berle. And if I'd been born 3,080 years earlier, I might have been the guy featured in today's comic.

More Tracting Attitude

Today's strip is a continuation of last week's strip. I'd like to hope that Elders Meyer and Van Dyke weren't on that porch for seven days straight with those fake smiles plastered on their faces, but who knows?

Sealed in the Temple

In all my years, I've never considered any other possible imagery to "sealed in the temple" until  faithful reader Roslyn S. proposed today's gag. Thanks!

Tracting Attitude

This manner of positive thinking worked about as well for me on my mission as it does for Elders Meyer and Van Dyke in today's comic strip.

Secret and Secure Ballot

And you thought Halloween was scary. On Tuesday, it is Election Day in the United States! Lock your kids up and don't let them outside. (Unless they are 18 or older, then encourage them to get to the voting booth.)

Trick or Treat or Tracting

Halloween is not a great night for missionary work.

Marrow of My Bones

There are a handful of expressions popular in the Church that I'd like to phase out of our vernacular. "Marrow of my bones" and "every fiber of my being*" are at the top of my list. (Followed closely by "nourish and strengthen.") Today's gag features Elders Hammer and King getting in trouble after using one of our quirky sayings.

*Kevin Beckstrom covered this one just a couple of days ago in a joke quite similar to this one.