Monday, April 22, 2019

Cultural Center

On my mission, I just happened to be present on opening day of the first three McDonald's locations in Slovenia. (I even was given a tie pin with the golden arches over a Slovene flag to commemorate one of the events.) In hindsight, this is not one something I'm terribly proud of.

I am proud, though, that I probably ate more McDonald's in the few short months they were present in Slovenia than the 20 plus years since I've been home off my mission.*

*To be clear, it is not that I'm proud of the excessive amounts of fast food I ate on my mission, but rather my restrain since returning home.

Thursday, April 18, 2019

Fifty Minute Nursery

Now that we are nearly four months into the two-hour block, what are your thoughts? Has it been awesome? Anything you didn't expect? What are you doing with your spare time?

Monday, April 15, 2019

Get to Know Elder Blank

Elder Van Dyke's new companion is obsessed over position. He's constantly aspiring to becoming Assistant to the President. He's vain, clueless, and self-delusional. I loved drawing him!

Thursday, April 11, 2019

Squirreling Away Food Storage

This one is low hanging, I'll admit.

Monday, April 8, 2019

Ammon's Companion

You don't read anything about Ammon's companion in the land of Ishmael because he was transferred before all the good stuff happened.

Thursday, April 4, 2019

Final Four Conflict

Would you look at that? It's my third basketball-themed comic in a row. Thus completing a stealth March Madness, a return to the early years of this blog. Since April 2013 when I announced I was retiring the March Madness basketball-themed gag on this website, I've published no fewer than eight more jokes on the subject.

Monday, April 1, 2019

Post-Transfer Doldrums

If you don't feel even a little sad about being transferred out of an area, you might be doing it wrong.