Thursday, April 27, 2017

Sacrament Meeting Numbers

There is a formula to determine the amount of budget a ward receives from the Church. A big component of that formula is sacrament meeting attendance. Believe me, today's gag isn't too far fetched. And since a big chunk of the budget goes towards the youth, it's safe to assume the guy carrying the cut-outs is the Young Men's President.

Monday, April 24, 2017

More MTC Language

Learning a new language can be hard.

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Lost Sheep

Today's gag comes from the collective effort of the Young Women in my ward who helped craft this joke after a cabin full of Young Men went missing last summer at youth conference. The boys were just goofing off and not involved in any serious mischief, but it were still a source of consternation to their leaders. At least, their actions were a source for a pretty good gag for this particular leader!

Monday, April 17, 2017

Definition of Normal

When I was a missionary there was a lot of talk about "building relationships of trust." The idea being that if people could understand that missionaries are, for the most part, normal kids who just happen to have an extraordinary commitment to the gospel, they might be more inclined to listen to the missionaries' message. For that reason, missionaries were encouraged to bring a small photo album from home with pictures of families and friends. I got a lot of use out of my photo album, but I do wonder what folks would have thought had I been a little less than normal.

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Family History Pickup Line

Today's gag comes from faithful reader Emily P. who heard it from mid-single Jared K.

Monday, April 10, 2017

Laundry Disaster

Today's strip is based on a true story. My MTC companion accidentally included his girlfriend's pen in the load of laundry we shared. Strangely, her pen only seemed to stain my clothes. Perhaps it was a sign of things to come: they married shortly after he returned home!

Thursday, April 6, 2017

Latter-day Saint Bernard

The St. Bernard with a barrel of brandy around its neck is an old cartoon cliche like the moth flying out of an empty wallet that hasn't been in vogue for 50 years. You're only going to see those tropes in old Warner Brother cartoons these days.

Once again, the Mormon Cartoonist website is your source for all the latest memes and humor!