Tracting Bingo

As a missionary, my companions and I would attempt any number of things to break up the monotony of tracting. Tracting bingo was just one of many games we played while we knocked from door to door.

(Here's another strip courtesy of deseretnews.com.)

New Merit Badges

For a upcoming scout camp this summer, adults in our ward were asked to review the 131 current merit badges and select one that they could serve as merit badge adviser. Looking through the list, I was disheartened to find just how useless my, um, skill set is. There currently is no merit badge on popular culture trivia, cookie tasting, or even cartooning. This naturally inspired today's gag.

If you were in charge of approving merit badges, what would be the first new badge you'd approve?

Scary Dog

Sometimes a dog's bark is worse than its bite.

(Read another strip courtesy of deseretnews.com here.)

Subliminal Message

If I was clever, I would BUrY some MYsterious message in the body of this post. (But that would be BOOnKerS.)

Rah, Rah Missionary Work!

(Here's another comic strip, courtesy of deseretnews.com.)

Hunting Prey

For the second week in a row, I'm using my newly created label "Groan-worthy Play on Words." If I'm honest with myself, I probably should have been using it for years now.

Missionary Backpack

(See this week's Deseret News comic here.)