Thursday, June 13, 2024

One Upped Genie

Back into the lamp with ya, pal.

Monday, June 10, 2024

Missionary Resolutions

Seeing as how my mission was just across the Adriatic Sea from Rome, this was a goal most of us missionaries had too.

Thursday, June 6, 2024

Magic Eight Ball (Liahona Style)

Other possible answers include: "Don't count on it," "My reply is no," "My sources say no," and "Very doubtful."

Monday, June 3, 2024

Armor of God

Much more fun than the costume missionaries typically wear.

Thursday, May 30, 2024

Pity the Goat Herder

Over the past year I've had some experiences with goats. Last summer my son took a job cleaning out the muck at a little goat farm. Six days a week he'll clean up the goat's pens for an hour. While he's done the vast majority of the work (which is quite impressive for a 14-year-old), from time to time he needs extra hands. That's were I come in. If nothing else, the experience inspired today's gag.

Monday, May 27, 2024

Thursday, May 23, 2024

Frankenstein's Family History

I read Frankenstein for the first time a couple of years ago. The Monsters* was much more articulate than he's portrayed in other media. He also has no problem murdering pretty much anyone who crosses his path.

*Frankenstein is the name of the man who created the Monster.