I have little more than a passing interest in professional football. I probably haven't watched a game start to finish in over a decade, but I know, without a doubt, that the Philadelphia Eagles are going to win the Super Bowl this season. It's my 100 percent, iron-clad lock of the season.
You see a couple of years ago, I included a Green Bay Packers t-shirt in one of my gags and that season the Packers won it all. It's a one-to-one correlation, I include a NFL logo in a gag and that team wins the Super Bowl. I've tried not to abuse this magic power of mine, but today's gag kind of demanded a NFL logo.
Alas, none of my readership would ever do anything so sinful as gamble, but is it gambling when it's a sure thing? (Yes.)