Today's gag (which I'm awfully fond of) marks the 500th post to this blog. Considering that by my sixth post I was openly wondering if this thing would take, I'm rather proud of that fact.
To celebrate, I'm giving away a signed copy of The A-MAZE-ing Book of Mormon. Just leave a comment to this post and you'll be entered to win. The contest will close Monday morning when I post the 501st time.
UPDATED: g is our winner. Please send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org with your name, address, and the name who you'd like me to sign the book to. Thanks to everyone who participated.