Lawyer Prayer

In fairness to lawyers, I've heard a bunch of them pray and they've never sounded like this. Here's the thing about this gag: clearly the guy offering the prayer is trying to ensure that the blessings he's asked for will still be available even after he's failed to live up to his side of the agreement. But the very nature of Christ's grace already allows for that. In fact, no amount of legalese could craft a contract more generous than the one we already got.

How's that for a lawyer joke!