Monday, December 5, 2016

Sneaking a Peek

Poor Elder Van Dyke has to wait hours until his parents come home before he can open his mission call. Of course, this is no longer the case today.

Now when a mission receives his mission call, it won't get opened until he can gather dozens and dozens of his closest friends, a camera crew, and a sizable following on social media. Once all of that has taken place, the missionary can open his call.

Sheesh, kids these days.


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    1. Report...Mercenary...Targeting...Center...June 32nd...

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    1. Excellent idea. And a far better one than what Alex Van Dyke is going to do over the next couple of weeks.

  3. Get those family members who are absent to Skype/Facetime in if they want to 'be there' when you open your call.