Thursday, September 28, 2017

Running Faster Than Ye Have Strength

Something tells me that cross country coaches don't like this particular counsel from King Benjamin.


  1. "That's why you'll draw strength from this!"

    "Is that a 3-Liter Sprite bottle?"

    "Yes! And inside of it? Nature's bounty. I chopped up spinach, kale, lettuce, green peppers, green onions, and everything green you could imagine..."


    "And put it all in this delicious package. It'll pump you up and give you extra strength!"

    "You mean it's extra strong...PU!!!"

    "I won Nationals on this stuff."

    "...We'll do it."

    1. Haven't I warned you about posting funnier comments than my comics, Bob? ;)

    2. You warned me, yes...but I think you underestimate just how hilarious your material can be.