Thursday, June 13, 2019

Holy Ghost's Curfew

The whole "Holy Ghost goes to bed at midnight" thing doesn't work out upon even the slightest bit of scrutiny. I mean, it is always the 12 AM hour somewhere around the world. If we used that logic, the Holy Ghost could sleep 24/7.

That's why I prescribe any trouble a country might have with missionary work due to the Holy Ghost's struggles to get his visa issues sorted out for that country.

1 comment:

  1. Add to that, why would the Holy Ghost need a bed? He doesn't have a body yet!