Beatitudes

Today's gag could be a still from any number of high school rom-coms. You'll notice the reasonable girl is wearing glasses, has her hair pulled back, and is hugging her textbook defensively. Rest assured by the end of the movie, she'll have gone through a makeover catching the eye of the popular guy with hidden depth. Meanwhile, her so-called "friend" with beatitude will throw a wrench in the blossoming romance out of jealousy and spite. In the end, though, love conquers all!

I just gave you 90 minutes of your life you would have otherwise wasted on this cliche-ridden story. You're welcome.