General Conference Weekend

I imagine that there are several things going through this father's mind:

• "My daughter doesn't know that the NFL Playoffs don't start until December, I've failed as a father."
• "And doesn't she know that a game lasts roughly three hours? Eight is not divisible by three, her education has let her down."
• "The boy's still young. I'll raise someone to like sports, dang it!"

And if you still need a General Conference packet for the kids, you can download Sugardoodle's packet still featuring my artwork.