I am so impressed with the responses to last week's caption contest. Clearly my readers are more culturally literate than me (all I know...

Think back to your high school English days and come up with a caption to today's gag. The contest closes the morning of Friday, July 31...

Today's gag is featured in the June 2026 issue of the For the Strength of Youth magazine.

Saturday is Pi Day for those who celebrate. This joke only works up to the first nine digits of pi. Digits 10 through 12 are 3-5-9 which don...

The fact that the Monster in Mary Shelley's novel has become known as Frankenstein must drive him crazy. The Monster despised Victor Fra...

Today's gag is about 6 months late. I could have held onto it for another 3 and a half years and published it when we started our study ...

It's so crazy, it just might work.

Every ward has one.

Is today's gag the weirdest I've ever posted on this website? I don't know, but after 16 years of coming up with jokes centered ...

When I was in primary, this particular phrase seemed a lot more common. All us generation-Xers could never seem to wrap our minds around the...

I've had talk opening jokes bomb. I've felt the same way as this poor guy does. General Conference is nearly upon us. Which means it...

According to some TV show I saw once (so it must be true), during every State of the Union address some cabinet member or other is secured i...

This particular public speaking coping strategy has never seemed very helpful to me. I mean, what kind of weirdo is less anxious speaking to...

It is pretty fantastic that a typical Latter-day Saint congregation can count on dozens (if not hundreds) of worshipers to stand before a la...

I have no idea the probability of a young single adult in the Church using Tinder, eHarmony, and Mutual. I'm not even sure if all those ...

If Santa had to open a sacrament meeting talk with a cliche, I would hope it would be this one.

For most of us, this sadly wouldn't constitute the weirdest testimony we've heard on a Fast Sunday. From the General Handbook of the...

I'm surprised I've never heard anyone verbalize this out loud behind the pulpit.

Views are a little down on this website, let's see if today's gag doesn't fix that. I'm pretty sure I've never had the d...

This tracks. The bishop's family is put through every bit as much of the ringer as the bishop himself.