Hot Potato

The thing is: Elder Steele is an offensive lineman. That means Elder Van Dyke can hold the football all day long and he'll just walk in front of him making sure nobody touches him. Van Dyke has nothing to be afraid of here. 

(Unless, Elder Steele is going to be practicing some sort of drill where the ball is fumbled and recovered by the defense. Then Elder Van Dyke should be very, very worried.)

(I clearly have no idea what football drills look like.)

Doomed!

Weight Gain

Ah, to have the metabolism of a 20-year-old...

Missionary Weight Loss: Part 4

Here's the conclusion to Elder Steele's crisis in weight loss.

Missionary Weight Loss: Part 3

Missionary Weight Loss: Part 2

Metric system humor never gets old.

Two-Year Mission: A Pretty Good Weight Loss Program

I know many missionaries are worried about gaining weight on their mission (especially in the MTC), but I suspect there are far more missionaries who end up losing weight than gaining it. Usually, this isn't a problem unless the weight loss is due to parasites or you're an offensive lineman.