Thursday, January 19, 2017

Salt of the Earth

It's time once again to return to the deeply philosophical missionary and his companion who can barely tolerate him.


  1. They say we are what we eat. If that's the case, research dictates that I am a chicken, a pig, and a vegetable, among other things.

  2. If you ARE the salt of the earth already, you do not need to eat any more!

    Which begs the question: does the light of the world need a flashlight?

  3. The deeply philosophical missionary needs a name, if he doesn’t already have one. I propose Elder Phil Deep