Thursday, June 27, 2019

Resurrection Diet

Finally, a diet plan with 100 percent proven results! Eat your heart out, Jenny Craig.


  1. True story: when I was like age 10-12, I learned in church that whatever we learn on earth we will remember for an eternity. Even if we have forgotten it on earth. So I grabbed a bunch of textbooks in dad’s office and just started reading. I lasted about an hour before I gave up and realized eternal knowledge was kinda boring.

  2. I remember once in an Aaronic Priesthood discussion when the lesson was on the roles we had in the physical creation of the Earth, and us "ponderizing" which members of our young men's group could've made which parts of the world, such as (or maybe it was just) Death Valley