Thursday, March 19, 2020

Social Distancing

I don't know about you, but as far as I'm concerned General Conference can not get here soon enough. This whole COVID-19 is consuming much of my waking hours. My only distraction from it yesterday was the earthquake we experienced here in Utah. (Fortunately, there were no reported injuries.)

Since this whole COVID-19 thing has really ramped up, I've been coming up with gags on our new abnormal and hording them like toilet paper. Well, no more. From now on, I'm going to try to publish a new coronavirus-themed gag every weekday (Monday-Friday) from now until General Conference.

I can't promise I'll make it to April 4 nor can I promise that the jokes will be funny or clever--honestly, I'm not sure I know what is funny anymore--but I can promise, as always, you'll get what you pay for on this website!


  1. Keep ‘em coming!!! We need them now more than ever!

  2. Well sir.if you are not wearing green then yes some people would not pinch you because of the corona virus, some people would not stay six feet away from you and pinch you making it worse, so still wear green.