Sketchbook Cage Match: Pioneer Trek

I had so much fun with the Sketchbook Cage Match last month that I want to do it again!

Last week, my wife, my son, and I joined out stake on pioneer trek. Trek is always good for a good joke, the question is: which one? Cast your vote for one (or none) to be published later on this website. Four go in, one comes out!

Sketch A: Rebranding the Pioneer Trail.

Sketch B: Trekking without cell phones.

Sketch C: Wrong intellectual property.

Sketch D: Wrong intellectual property 2: The Wrath of Kahn.

Cast your vote: A, B, C, D, or (if you are particularly grumpy) E--none of the above. 

Sketchbook Cage Match: New Young Women Classes

My friend Kevin Beckstrom posts a gag from his sketchbook every Monday on his website. Like many of the jokes on this website, I decided to steal that from him.

You'd never believe it from the quality of jokes on this website, but the vast majority of gags I come up with in my sketchbook remain in my sketchbook. (Even I have standards.) That said, some of those rejected gags sit just on the cusp of being publishable worthy.

That's where my new feature "Sketchbook Cage Match" comes in! Every cage match will include a number of sketches for you to consider. Vote on one (or none) to be drawn for publication. Two or more go in, only one comes out!

Today we start with three gags featuring the three new names for the Young Women classes. Cast your vote for sketch A, B, C, or D (none of the above).

Sketch A: The Builders of Faith have replaced the class formerly named Beehives.

Sketch B: The Messengers of Hope have replaced the class formerly known as the Mia Maids.

Sketch C: The Gathers of Light are your new Laurel class!

Cast your vote: Does sketch A, B, or C survive. Remember: you cannot vote for more than one. Or are you feeling extra violent and vote D: none of the above!