Thursday, February 21, 2013

Keeping the Sabbath

Other activities that are not Sunday appropriate:
  1. Recooking smoked samon*
  2. Keeping a wild animal while making public announcements**
  3. Shopping***
  4. Cursing the lead character from the cult-classic 80s comedy Better off Dead****
*"Lox in the fire"
**"Fox and the town crier"
***"Box for a buyer"
****"A pox on Lane Meyer"


  1. Ha, how long did it take you to come up with all those rhyming jokes?

    1. As has already been established on this blog, rhyming is not my strong point. So let's just say, I spent more time on this post than the average one.

  2. Applying this logic, am I allowed to watch the NFL draft? Jocks for hire.