Thursday, February 21, 2013

Keeping the Sabbath

Other activities that are not Sunday appropriate:
  1. Recooking smoked samon*
  2. Keeping a wild animal while making public announcements**
  3. Shopping***
  4. Cursing the lead character from the cult-classic 80s comedy Better off Dead****
*"Lox in the fire"
**"Fox and the town crier"
***"Box for a buyer"
****"A pox on Lane Meyer"
Posted by Arie Van De Graaff at 6:19 AM
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3 comments:

  1. JoelFebruary 24, 2013 at 9:03 AM

    Ha, how long did it take you to come up with all those rhyming jokes?

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    1. Arie Van De GraaffFebruary 25, 2013 at 6:54 AM

      As has already been established on this blog, rhyming is not my strong point. So let's just say, I spent more time on this post than the average one.

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  2. UnknownFebruary 25, 2013 at 8:30 AM

    Applying this logic, am I allowed to watch the NFL draft? Jocks for hire.

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