Scalped

I'm publishing this one for my children who never miss an opportunity to remind me that I don't have as much hair as I used to.

Washer Problems

This was my solution to about any problem I ever had for the first couple of decades of my life. 

Tidings of Great Joy

Here's wishing a very Merry Christmas to you and yours!

Cursed Transfer

Santa's Talk Opening

If Santa had to open a sacrament meeting talk with a cliche, I would hope it would be this one.

Companion Resolution

Worked every time!

Sock Puppet Testimony

For most of us, this sadly wouldn't constitute the weirdest testimony we've heard on a Fast Sunday.

From the General Handbook of the Church: "Young children are welcome to bear testimony in fast and testimony meeting. It may be best for them to learn to do so at home until they can bear testimony without help from others." (I imagine this applies to sock puppets as well.)

Companionship Issues

Companions can be hard.