Gardening Help

Every year we plant a handful of tomatoes, cucumbers, zucchini, and squash in our backyard garden. I've got a drip line set up throughout the garden and weed block to prevent anything else from growing. Then I forget about it for three months until I'm can start enjoying the fruits of our labors.* Today's gag might be inspired by my lack of ability to grow anything without all sorts of modern gardening help.

*Vegetables of our labors?