Compelled to Testify

Is today's gag the weirdest I've ever posted on this website? I don't know, but after 16 years of coming up with jokes centered around a small niche, I'll be excused for inching into Far Side territory.*

*It's far better than another Family Circus-like gag.

A Strip That Simply Doesn't Work

Maybe there was a time when I first drew today's strip where a 20-year-old missionary might not understand the internet slang his 14-year-old sister was typing, but that is certainly not the case today. All today's strip does is make poor Elder Van Dyke appear to be a 40-year-old in a young person's body.

Telecamp

It's coming. I'm sure of it.

Moderation in All Things

Fortunately for me, peanut butter showed up late enough on my mission that I didn't have to worry about growing tired of it.

Run and Not Be Weary

If these guys are part of BYU's national championship cross country team then apparently the promise lasts for 3 miles at least. If, on the other hand, they are 50 some odd overweight cartoonists, then the promise lasts considerably less.

Giving up Smoking for Religion

If this were a different kind of comic strip, it would follow the office hijinks of Ivan and his buddy with a soul patch. They could work in paper supply or something.

New and Improved Park Contacting

That would do it.